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May 15, 2006
Long-haired jaffa-cake muncher Forest Jonny is taking part in an important footie tournament on Sunday.
He wants a haircut. We want him to wear an alice band, because he'll look daft.
He rashly agreed to wear one if we get 50 people to tell him to. Thanks to The Power Of The internet (tm), within just TWO HOURS we achieved that goal!
Now we're aiming for 1000 signatures to make him dye his hair PINK!
Sign the petition and make his life a misery!
*new info confirmed*
If we get 1000 signatures Jonny will dye his hair pink!* :D
2. WE THE UNDERSIGNED DEMAND JUSTICE FOR ATTACKED SEAL PROTESTORS 
On the 31st March 2005-Seven of the International Volunteer Crew members of the Sea Shepherd flagship Farley Mowatt were assaulted by sealers from the sealing ship Brady Mariner.
Eighteen crew members from the Farley Mowatt had crossed a mile of ice to witness and photograph sealers from the Brady Mariner.Eight sealers armed with hakapiks approached and attacked the Sea Shepherd crew.
19 year old Lisa Moises from Germany was slapped in the face and punched in the stomach by one sealer, Another attacked photographer Ian Robichad with a hakapik, striking his camera and hitting him in the side of the head. Adrian Haley was struck in the face. Jonathon Batchlor was punched in the face. Jonny Vasic was hit in the side of the head with a club. Lisa Shalom Of Montreal was struck by a sealer as she took pictures of the assault on her crewmates. When another sealer lifted his hakapik to strike Jonny Vasik's camera, Dr Jerry Vlasak jumped in his way and took the blow across his face.
Their crime?
They were in the process of documenting evidence of a number of violations by sealers on the ice - including kicking seal pups in the face and skinning seals before testing to see if they were dead.
3. Jonny Lang should do a concert in Los Angeles
20 year old musician Jonny Lang has toured all over the world for over six years. Yet, he has come to Los Angeles only a few times! I think that if we get enough signatures to show support and to show he has a Los Angeles following, he would come.