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1. Get Eddie the 'Eagle' Edwards on the Snowbombing Road Trip 
Here at bombing HQ, we have been thinking up stupid ideas to make our days brighter in this dreary wintery weather… So here’s the plan:
The legendary Eddie the ‘Eagle’ Edwards is known and loved throughout the world of winter sports and beyond… Well, how could you refuse to love a competitor who threw himself off HUGE ski jumps despite being terrified of heights? Edwards was 9 kg heavier than the next heaviest competitor and as well as being very short sighted, which required him to wear his glasses at all times (In fact, when skiing, Eddie’s glasses fogged up to such an extent that he was almost completely blind!).
Despite his huge effort, Eddie came last in both ski-jump events he entered in the 1988 Olympics, resulting in the International Olympic Committee changing their laws so he did not qualify for the following Olympics! Oh dear... but what a guy. We here at Bombing HQ love Eddie so much and think he has the right stuff to become a true Snowbomber, it would be a travesty for him not to lead the Road Trip Driven By Volvo all the way to Mayrhofen.
2. Justin Timberlake To Be Dropped From Jive
Justin Timberlake is a complete douche. He has recently often potrayed himself as the only reason why the Grammy's and Kid's Choice Awards for examples were hits because of him and having his name on the project.
He is always hating on Britney Spears even though they broke up so long ago he still bags her, sings about her and is a n00b to her. This petition is to get Justin dropped from Jive so this n00b can go away.
3. Stop Torture - Guantanamo Bay Detainee Jumah Al-Dossari
In June 2006, it was reported that three men at Guantanamo Bay were found
dead in their cells from apparent suicides. This action was described by the
camp commander as "asymmetrical warfare," and an attempt to gain public
sympathy. However, FBI reports indicate that inmates have been subjected to
cruel and inhumane conditions while at Guantanamo Bay. Furthermore, their
state of indefinite detention, while being stripped of the writ of Habeas Corpus,
leaves them without recourse to any judicial process to challenge their
detention.
Bahraini national Jumah al-Dossari has been at the camp for over five years. He
claims he has been tortured in custody. This has included beatings and death
threats, prolonged isolation, exposure to extreme cold, and sexual assaults.
Amnesty International published a handwritten account by Jumah Al-Dossari in
2005, where he described "the revolting torture and those vile attacks which
were a humiliation and will continue to be a vile stain on history, memories that
whenever I look back on them, I wonder how my soft heart could bear them,
how my body could bear the pain of the torture and how my mind could bear all
that stress. How I wish my memories and my thoughts could be forgotten…"
Read Jumah Al-Dossari's full account of his imprisonment here.
On 15 October 2005, Jumah al-Dossari attempted to hang himself after going
into the toilet during an interview with his lawyer. In November 2005 he told
his lawyer that he had wanted to kill himself so that he could send a message to
the world that the conditions at Guantánamo are intolerable. He added that he
had tried to do it in a public way so that the military could not cover it up and
his death would not be anonymous. This suicide attempt left him with a broken
vertebra and fourteen stitches in his right arm.
Al-Dossari writes of feeling hopeless, of awakening screaming due to flashbacks
and nightmares, and fearing that he is losing his mind--all of which are
indicators of severe trauma. He attempted suicide again in March 2006 for
what is believed to be the 12th time.
He is currently in a state of indefinite detention, and no plans either to bring
him to trial or release him have been indicated. Several detainees have already
been released or repatriated for trial due to individual campaigns. The following
petition is an attempt to alleviate his situation and urge authorities to afford
him the basic rights that are required for detainees everywhere, in war or in
peace, under the provisions of international law.
4. Petition for the Dismissal of Charges against Derrick Palmer
On August 21, 2006, Derrick Palmer was forced to fire a weapon at his mother's boyfriend to save her, her unborn child, and baby brother's life.
He has been charged as an adult with murder.
5. Petition against parole for New York cop killers
On August 14, 1980 police officer Harry R Ryman was off duty and sleeping in his residence, located within the confines of the 63rd precinct in Brooklyn New York.
After being awakened as the result of the suspicious noises on the street, officer Ryman equipped himself with his shield and off-duty revolver and went to investigate. He observed 3 males attempting to steal a car.
Officer Ryman identifying himself as a police officer and was fired upon and immediately returned fire. Although fatally wounded, officer Ryman was able to wound one of his assailants before falling unconscious.
The suspects fled in an auto but the wounded felon was arrested when he sought aid and the two remaining perpetrators were subsequently arrested.
Remoderation of East Coast Producer.
Whereas, East Coast Producer was demoderated on Dyckerville.
Whereas, said demoderation violates the basic freedoms and rights of mankind.
Whereas, ECP is ordained by God himself and destined as Dyckerville moderator.
Therefore, the signatories to this petition demand an immediate elevation of ECP to the position of Super Moderator.
7. Shiima Xion Newcomer of the Year 2005
In the year 2004 AD, a trashy Filipino male supermodel named Shiima Xion debuted in the International Wrestling Cartel. Shiima put on stellar performance after stellar performance in IWC throughout the remainder of 2004 and even more so in 2005. IWC rightfully nominated Shiima as a contender for the "2004 Newcomer of the Year" award.
Shiima won the award in a landslide victory, but somehow ended up sharing that victory with his then arch-rival, Jason Gory (aka angry mime). Rumor has it that Jason Gory simply voted for himself on every computer in his school computer lab...twice! (he erased cookies on every freakin PC) which led to the tie occuring. Shiima, irate and confused, chose to disregard Gory's attempts at stealing his spotlight, and proceeded to declare himself the official Newcomer of the Year.
For whatever reason, IWC promoter Norm Connors booked a match on July 29th, 2005 between Gory and Shiima to determine the undisputed 2004 Newcomer of the Year. Shiima lost to Gory on that night, and unwillingly passed his 2004 Newcomer of the Year torch to the little fairy boy. Since that loss, Shiima Xion has received an IWC World Title shot, IWC Tag Title shots, IWC International Title shots, and wrestled in notable promotions such as Chikara and Pro Wrestling Unplugged. What has the "undisputed" Newcomer of the Year done since winning the award? Well..he won the Tex-Arkana Title for a couple seconds. Enough Said.
Shiima Xion proved in 2005 that he is once again deserving of a nomination for the Newcomer of the Year. Some may say, "Shiima isn't a newcomer anymore, though." Understandable, but one must remember that Shiima Xion is a supermodel. How is that relevent? Simple. A supermodel never gets old, never gets routine, never gets stale...and is ALWAYS in season. Shiima Xion is not last season, nor is he "last year." Shiima Xion is the future, and by signing this online petition, you the fans (aka Shiimarks) are recognizing that you want the future to look bright in IWC. Let's make it happen.
Let's get Shiima Xion a nomination on the 2005 Newcomer of the Year award, and allow our beloved Virgin Slayer to be the only TWO TIME Newcomer of the Year in the history of professional wrestling.
8. Take Lil Romeo Off The TeenNick Lineup
I find it reprehensible that a fine network like Nick would put this violent little gangster in front of our kids and even allow the suggestion that this is something to emulate.
Not only does he have reputed gangsters in his family, (his uncle was arrested for murder in 2003) but the way he carries himself on the show glamorizes the violent nature of the rap music world, which we all know explodes in violence at nearly any event that it accompanies.
When has there been a rap music awards show where some form of assault with a deadly weapon DIDN'T take place? How many shootings at rap music studios have we heard about in the news?
I don't allow this little thug's show in my home, but that's not enough.
Nick needs to cancel this show, and stop giving this punk money to fund the drug lords, the contract murders and the ghetto terrorism that he clearly has no problem associating himself with.
STOP LIL ROMEO NOW! STOP GLAMORIZING THUG MENTALITY! DEMAND PROPER ENGLISH ON KIDS TV SHOWS!
9. Jakks Pacific make an Igor figure for Van Helsing!
Kevin J O Connor has never had a figure made of himself. What better time to make one than with the release of the new Stephen Sommers film Van Helsing 2 weeks away.
10. Save Gareth Official Fanclub - Gaz-ets United!
This is a petition to keep Gareth Official Fanclub open! It is the best fanclub in the world and not only do we get to speak to the man himself but we get exclusive extras which mean a lot to us Gaz-ets! Such as Gareth's diary, competitions, chats, audios, pictures, videos, presents!
Please don't close the Fanclub down! Please don't do it to us.. and please don't do it to Gareth!
The Fanclub means everything to us! Please FCT!!
WE LOVE GARETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kimberley (Kimberley4Gareth
Josh L. has continually been using other people's Magic The Gather decks! He should get himself one. Also a pokemon deck wouldn't hurt...
12. Fire The Fern
The Fern was once one of the greatest people involved with the WWF. Nowadays he is letting himself down..... wrestling fans globally do not want to see this happen. Let the fern go so he still has his pride. We want to remember him for what he once was.... R.I.P
13. John Hopoate should keep his fingers to himself
John Hopoate cannot keep goin around sticking his fingers where the sun dont shine. I am almost sure that he is not the only player who has done this but he is the only one that has been caught. It is sexual assault and should be outlawed and even stricter penalties should apply.