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To Change the Word "Customer" to "Canon Fodder" in the English Language
Published by Christopher Dougherty on May 05, 2004
Target: Oxford English Dictionary c/o Oxford University Press
Region: GLOBAL
Background (Preamble):
Retail workers of the world unite and seek retribution on the morons that do everything except actually spend money in our stores.
Petition:
WHEREAS it is the considered opinion of retail workers worldwide that customers are morons.
WHEREAS said customers do nothing but delay coffee/lunch breaks and send us on annoying errands.
WHEREAS said customers insist on discounts for things that have never in the history of humankind have been discounted.
WHEREAS said customers insist on retail workers tracking down products that either do not exist or have been out of production since the mid-50's.
The retail workers of the world demand that the word "Customer" be changed to "Canon Fodder" in the English language and that the existing definition of "Canon Fodder" not be changed or amended.
WHEREAS said customers do nothing but delay coffee/lunch breaks and send us on annoying errands.
WHEREAS said customers insist on discounts for things that have never in the history of humankind have been discounted.
WHEREAS said customers insist on retail workers tracking down products that either do not exist or have been out of production since the mid-50's.
The retail workers of the world demand that the word "Customer" be changed to "Canon Fodder" in the English language and that the existing definition of "Canon Fodder" not be changed or amended.
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