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Ban Heterosexual Marriage
Petition Background (Preamble):
It's clear, then, that banning homos from marriage simply does not go far enough. There are many straight people out there abusing the sanctity of the matrimonial tradition by marrying for such silly reasons as love or a desire to celebrate lifetime commitments, rather than solely to pop out babies. These people must be stopped.
We, the undersigned, demand that action be taken to preserve the dignity and tradition of marriage as an institution of procreation. Legislation must be enacted forbidding women over the childbearing age from tying the knot. Mandatory testing must be carried out to identify sterile men and barren women, ensuring that these people remain single forever. Elderly couples without offspring must have their marriages forcibly annulled.
We who are married for procreation must defend our noble institution against the pernicious threat posed by homosexuals and other non-breeders. Allowing them to marry will affect our own marriages somehow.
The Ban Heterosexual Marriage petition to Jean Chretien was written by Gerry Pulloutacandle and is in the category Civil Rights at GoPetition. Contact author here. Petition tags: marriage, marriages, demand, women, procreation, legislation, married, chretien, offspring, threat, posed, older, somehow, couples, straight, sanctity, banning, tradition, cannot, marry, institution, mandatory